i used to be sad too but then i devoted my life to money and sexual relations with men

sniffling:

are you sure

I’m going to give Pandora one more chance and so help me god if it plays a song by The Strokes I’m going to throw a gargantuan shitfit

drunkblogging:

this is so important 

Cheese snack shape and texture descriptors:

• Doodle
• Caveman club

twigs-brah:

Fucking incredible.

sirhotbod:

Whoever invented food is amazing.

muertosiro:

Snoop Dogg is REALLY excited about playing a CGI snail named SMOOVE MOVE